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The hyper-cute daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is going to enroll at Avenues, an entirely new K-12 private (for-profit!) school being opened this fall in the Chelsea neighborhood of NYC (right near the High Line, if you want to impress your friends). All this via the NY Post: Suri Cruise to attend new Chelsea school.  The Atlantic Wire has more, including a virtual tour (and ideas for a reality series). Vanity Fair notes that classes include Spanish or Mandarin immersion, and an outdoor terrace for lunchtime.  Just think: If she’d stayed in LA she might have been in your kid’s class.